MURPHY'S LAW:
If anything can go wrong, it will.
MURPHY'S LAW OF GOVERNMENT:
If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate.
MURPHY'S FIRST COROLLARY:
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
MURPHY'S SECOND COROLLARY:
Everything takes longer than you think.
MURPHY'S THIRD COROLLARY:
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
MURPHY'S UNAVOIDABLE LAW OF THE OFFICE:
Copy machines mangle only important documents.
COROLLARY:
If a machine goes wild and runs off 180 copies, it will
do so when you are copying a personal letter.
PATRY'S LAW:
If you know